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Boing and flop

Fimoculous.com - online - Boing Stupid old internet controversies that happen when I’m away from keyboard for several days.

Get me some Jarts

I’ll have my white noise the “natural” way, thanks

Did you know, Analog Noise Generators Are Superior? Pseudo-random noise might sound O.K. at first, but the astute person listening to pseudo-random white noise would be able to detect the subtle variations & characteristics that repeat after a certain period of time. Analog noise is typically much smoother and does not contain the same variations that [...]

Sometimes renting makes far more sense..

I submit for you only this: bash.org Quote #868827.

Quotes from David Sedaris on KUOW FM Weekday

David Sedaris, on KUOW’s Weekday, 6/24/08 Steve: Think we’ll ever have a gay president? David: Golly. That’s a toughie… Only after we have, um, oh goodness… only after we have an alcoholic Chinese president, I think, we’ll have a gay president. David: I just got the internet. I saw it for the first time, I saw what [...]

Monkeys control robots with their minds

We will totally regret this one day. Scientists have trained a group of monkeys to feed themselves marshmallows using a robot arm controlled by sensors implanted in their brains

randomly generate some silly wine tasting notes right here

Finely balanced almost unripe Semillon. Reminds one of banana, sweet lemon rind and traces of salad. Drink now through 2004. Tasing Notes Genrator 1.0 Raw almost lackluster Cabernet Franc. Contains prune, arcane coffee and atomic traces of beef. Drink now through 2006. Tasing Notes Genrator 1.0

Dear Netflix, please FIX THIS!

How long will it be until Netflix uses a modal for sign-on, or at least drops me back to my search results after sign on? It seems so primitive to me that signing on to a site forces my session to the front page, with not even a breadcrumb referring back to my search. ‘Golden Compass’ [...]

-Pretentious Panda.jpg-

Misc-PretentiousPanda.jpg » fukung.net It’s always been true.

YuzuMura.com - Bamboo Garden Icy-Crispy Dragon Beard Candy

Bamboo Garden Icy-Crispy Dragon Beard Candy I just like to chant the name over and over and hope that some might appear. YUM.

Vice DO

a perfect oil painting of a superhero

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe…

via Google image search: “blade runner” wallpaper

Cindy McCain is a Recipe Thief

McCain’s website had seven recipes posted under wife Cindy McCain’s section attributed as “McCain Family Recipes.” “This past Sunday, Lauren Handel, an eagle-eyed attorney from New York, was searching for a specific recipe from Giada DeLaurentis, a chef on the Food Network. Yet whenever she Googled the different ingredients in the recipe, the oddest thing happened: [...]

The answer is in the questions: Men Love & Sex

Introduction — What makes a man fall in love? — Why do guys always need to be in charge? — Why does our sex life run hot and cold? — Why don’t men talk like women do? — What’s really bothering my guy? — Why won’t he open up about his feelings? — How can [...]

Noisebot shirts, where LOL goes to die

Noisebot Catalog So, one thing cool about internet is that any jerk with an idea can put it out there. Really enterprising jerks can collect a whole bunch of stale ideas and make them into “cool shirts”. What many people don’t realize is that it’s really easy to make stupid shirts; and rather difficult to make [...]

May 27, Five Years Ago, IRC Transcript

The really funny, sad, and awesome thing is: we’re still in there. dear teddy: you know what’s the worst? when it’s early sunday morning at the golf course and all of a sudden you get last night’s leftover beer shits on the middle of a very busy, very long course. i neverknow what to do. [...]

Blonde Zombies

This might get posted automatically by my link posting robot over at del.icio.us. But if not, here you go. Blonde Zombies is a neat blog in Spanish that pretty much contains nothing but cover shots of old sexploitation literature, film, comics and videos. Oh and actual video clips from such things as well. It’s really [...]

want to watch “DEEP INSIDE BAT PUSSY”

Matthew Allison on DVD Maniacs review of Deep Inside Bat Pussy : … as Bat Pussy, Dora Dildo attempted to get them to just fuck. Don’t film it. Just do it and keep it to your goddammed selves. Sadly, she failed. Now, on any night of the week, Americans can turn on late night television and [...]

bacon-wrapped mini meatloaves WOW!

“It is sort of like a tiny self contained bacon cheeseburger” From Ordering Disorder