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I don’t have anywhere else to put this kind of thing:

Amazon.com: The Muppet Christmas Carol - Kermit’s 50th Anniversary Edition

Since a complete widescreen version obviously does exist in the Disney archives (the Laserdisc version in the mid 90s was both widescreen AND complete), one can only wonder how and why Disney made this very insensitive and unprofessional decision!

To quote the inimitable Megan Fox “Fuck Disney!”

I just have a hard time believing that nobody on this web page : Organic Batter Blaster | The Impulsive Buy : has even made a joke about the other kind of “organic batter blast” you probably don’t want to Google Image Search for…

Did you know, Analog Noise Generators Are Superior?

Pseudo-random noise might sound O.K. at first, but the astute person listening to pseudo-random white noise would be able to detect the subtle variations & characteristics that repeat after a certain period of time. Analog noise is typically much smoother and does not contain the same variations that low quality digital noise may contain. And since analog noise does not need to play on loop mode, you will not get that annoying click that digital noise can sometimes produce when it loops back to the beginning. Click here for a sample recording of analog noise.

I can totally taste the difference!

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The really funny, sad, and awesome thing is: we’re still in there.

<Rodan> dear teddy: you know what’s the worst? when it’s early sunday morning at the golf course and all of a sudden you get last night’s leftover beer shits on the middle of a very busy, very long course. i neverknow what to do. got any suggestions?
<Rodan> ask dr. poo
<Rodan> mmmm
<Rodan> http://www.boners.com/grub/789522.html
<me> no. McWhiskey.
<me> McVicodin
<Rodan> heh
<me> McPercodan
<Rodan> McKlonopin
<me> McDilaudid
<Rodan> mmmmmmm
<me> heh. new poll?
<Rodan> good idea
<Rodan> what’s the question though
<me> if Satanosphere made a happy meal…
<me> or something
<zuul> something is right.
<Rodan> McAsspants
<Rodan> special sauce??? no thank you.
<me> McBoobies!
<Rodan> McKylie!!!
<brionhelpful> slightly amused meal?
<Rodan> mmmmm
<me> hmmmm
<me> McFish Taco
<brionhelpful> The Goat meal (duh)
<Rodan> The Goat Meal!
<Bart> poof
<Rodan> McMysteryHair
<HisAmple> So I burn a CD with an autorun, right?
<Bart> let the experimental kitchen open!
<me> McBacon McWhiskey
<Bart> (after i make pizza)
<Bart> Rodan : is that the pube in your sandwich you’re referring to?
<HisAmple> when it goes into a PC CD-ROM drive, it erros back “Access to the specified device, path or file is denied.
<HisAmple> ‘
<brionhelpful> Pube Burger
<HisAmple> what gives?
<Bart> HisAmple : neato!
<Bart> what’st he autorun.ini refer to?
<me> HisAmple: what’s on it?
<Bart> pr0n!
<Bart> what else!?
<Bart> it issss…theeee.
<Bart> autoWANKAH!
<me> mmm. autorun pr0n
<Bart> please autorun my autoWANKAH
<me> ha!
<Bart> for my autopr0n!
<me> at 8x
<Bart> vvvvvv
<Bart> iiiiii
<Bart> bbbbb
<Bart> rrraaaattteeeee
<HisAmple> an AVI file
<Bart> but don’t slicei t off!
<me> an snuff AVI file?
<HisAmple> no, it’s a boring slideshow.
<Bart> HisAmple : is it a player problem?
<me> will it run outside the autorun? i.e. if youse clikc it in explorah?
<Bart> uhm. tech support. my autoWANKAH is br0ked
<brionhelpful> Br0ked Burger!
<Bart> sir, did you sp00ge on it again?
<me> Your search - autowankah - did not match any documents.
<me> No pages were found containing “autowankah”.
<me> “I am blogging this”
<Bart> Heh.
<Bart> The Microsoft AutoWANKAH
<Bart> Oye.
<Bart> I need sleep.
<Bart> Oye.
<Bart> I need sleep.
<HisAmple> yah, it’ll play outside of the autorun fine
<HisAmple> it’s weird
<Bart> is it a drive letter problem?
<Bart> does your autorun.ini specify like d:\foo\bar.avi?
<Bart> does it work right in the drive it was brUninated on?

“It is sort of like a tiny self contained bacon cheeseburger”

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Brownie Points Blog : Homemade Bacon Vodka.

Pretty simple really.

Epitonic.com: Your Source for Cutting-Edge Music

Wow. It’s been a reallilong time since I accidentally discovered a good band.

This time, I could barely figure out how I discovered them, and I spent about sixteen and one-half internet hours grepping through my history and cache to figure out the via.

The weird thing is this: There isn’t one. I actually took something from real life, and looked it up on the internet, rather than doing the vice versa of that. So there wasn’t anything in the history, except for the first thing I found, which was from putting the word “ENON” into Google. Weird huh!?

So, there’s no via link because I heard Enon on the XM Radio in my car.

You have got to listen to Georgia Greenberg singing Jingle Bells. Irresistable.

Some things you never really get over. For many of my “peers”, that would be Transformers, or A-Team.

For me it is Super Friends and the Six Million Dollar Man.

Here are two lovely album covers, and if you follow the provided link and the do a heavy bit of scrolling with your mouse-wheel, you can download two of the most awkwardly nostalgic and unlistenable Christmas albums of all time.

Children’s Records & More: HERE’S WHAT I’M WORKING ON NOW FOR BOTH BLOGS - CHRISTMAS!!!

Choice pullquotes:

Typically, I would never advocate the addition of meat to a sweet cookie, but I’ve always viewed bacon as “the candybar of meats” so I only felt slightly weird about it.

Bacon panna cotta? no. Not good. Bacon Jello also wouldn’t work. I think the bacon might actually interfere with gelatin’s jelling properties, but I don’t know for sure, because I haven’t yet tried it.

There will be no sausage patty cupcakes or beef candy… Although I did make meat cupcakes for April fools day…

Observations:
Her actual cookie recipe is a little bit bizarre. I am going to stick with a traditional Tollhouse, plus bacon where some would add nuts, and then the maple glaze (sans cinnamon). WTF puts hazelnut flavoring in c.c.cookies??!!1

It’s an ad for Orangina soda, from Frenchy TV, which manages to fuse ‘art’, ’sexy’ and ‘furries’ into something crazy-hot and wrong.

Waxy.org links

Enormous Milla shows what NOT to wear when you are pregnant | the Daily Mail

Well. I’m only putting this on here because the headline is funny, and the picture is, well, stunning. I’m not endorsing the daily mail making fun of Milla, and I’m certainly not looking kindly on the implication that she somehow should not have gained five stone in her pregnancy. Also I’m not one of those weirdos who is all “raar rarr” about pregnant ladies, or even a super-big fan of Milla Jovovich.

I’m just sayin, how do you top Enormous Milla?

“When your ear itches and you scratch it with your finger, what feels better, the ear or the finger?”

Savage Love Web Extra : Fucked in the head, I guess it’s called, is a collection of reader-submitted wacky childhood perceptions about how sexy stuff works. It’s delightful and scary and comforting.

BRADY BUNCH - BRADY BUNCH STAR REVEALS ALL ABOUT LESBIAN FLING WITH TV SISTER

Just keep reading this couple lines over and over again until you explode or fall down:

“The most explosive comments will be how the then-blonde, blue-eyed cutie [Marcia] developed a crush on [Jan] Eve Plumb, which led to some sexual play. “This book will certainly come as a shocker. While Maureen is not a lesbian, she reveals there were some sexual hijinks going on behind the scenes.

earlier, via

Rigid Scholarship on Male Sexuality - Chronicle.com is a kind of three-way book report from Camille Paglia who I guess has been actively writing things in the ten or whatever years since I last even wondered what she was up to. But wait! it’s a book report about scholarly books about male sexuality. Well, I’m not even really going to allow that the book report concerns male sexuality and here’s why: Paglia mainly focuses on ejaculation:

• “It has been called sperm, semen, ejaculate, seed, man fluid, baby gravy, jizz, cum, pearl necklace, gentleman’s relish, wad, pimp juice, number 3, load, spew, donut glaze, spunk, gizzum, cream, hot man mustard, squirt, goo, spunk, splooge, love juice, man cream, and la leche.”
• A scientist of the 1930s cataloged “50 variations in sperm morphology with names such as micro-sperm, megalo-sperm, puff-ball, and double neck.”
• hilarious illustrations of a “romantic and irresistible sperm” sporting a top hat and gift rose
• murky waters of infinite subjectivity
• Leonardo is reductively discussed in terms of penises:
• McLaren kneads Greece and Rome together like one big honey cake.
• In the 1950s, virility was heralded as the way “to beat back the perversions of communism and homosexuality”

Of course it’s not fair, what I said about focusing on the jizz. The third book in the report is about impotence, I just wasn’t able to pay attention that long. Here’s a pull-quote from that part and you’ll see what I mean: “missing the fertility symbolism in the ithyphallic Athenian herms, for example, which were apotropaic vestiges of the agrarian past (rather than a sexist parading of male power)”

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Do your worst fourteen year old boy imitation in your mind when thinking up a funny photoshop for this book cover I hijacked from the library. And…. go!

GIS racks [nsfw]

This is neat! Images of “the future” as posited by The French in 1900 or so.

I think this particular print seems quite romantic.

BEEZZZZZT! CLACK CLACK CLACK!!!

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Also, as an exercise for the reader:
GIS debian girl vs. GIS ubuntu girl.