April 20, 2009

Carrot_Top has Twitter

Shaving my nipples the only way a real man can…. with black electrical tape.
6:27 PM Apr 17th from web
Boiled a dozen eggs, colored them and covered them in glitter. I then shoved them up a Malaysian man’s ass for the cost of free ninety-nine.
7:53 PM Apr 11th from web
Woke up naked on the kitchen floor next to a dog bowl full of my own piss. Good Friday, where are you?
2:03 PM Apr 9th from web
Pre-op tranny + dong tape + unholy hole + me = a chocolate thunder renaissance
7:31 PM Mar 30th from web

@Carrot_Top who is incredibly twisted, and probably not real

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