Quotes from David Sedaris on KUOW FM Weekday
David Sedaris, on KUOW’s Weekday, 6/24/08
Steve: Think we’ll ever have a gay president?
David: Golly. That’s a toughie… Only after we have, um, oh goodness… only after we have an alcoholic Chinese president, I think, we’ll have a gay president.
David: I just got the internet. I saw it for the first time, I saw what it looked like, last September. … I’d never seen what it looked like, I’d never even seen it. And then my boyfriend Hugh got that… what, that thing, in the house where it’s just in the air, right? And he showed my how I could go on, so I went on, and I saw what it looked like… and then I forgot about it for four months … and then I got it, I remembered it. So I’m just at that point now where I go to bed, and then at two oclock, I lay awake, and then I think “I wonder what Russel Crowe is up to?” so I get out of bed, and look him up on the ol’ interweb. But I’m not very, it’s all pretty new to me.
Very nice.
