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The really funny, sad, and awesome thing is: we’re still in there.

<Rodan> dear teddy: you know what’s the worst? when it’s early sunday morning at the golf course and all of a sudden you get last night’s leftover beer shits on the middle of a very busy, very long course. i neverknow what to do. got any suggestions?
<Rodan> ask dr. poo
<Rodan> mmmm
<Rodan> http://www.boners.com/grub/789522.html
<me> no. McWhiskey.
<me> McVicodin
<Rodan> heh
<me> McPercodan
<Rodan> McKlonopin
<me> McDilaudid
<Rodan> mmmmmmm
<me> heh. new poll?
<Rodan> good idea
<Rodan> what’s the question though
<me> if Satanosphere made a happy meal…
<me> or something
<zuul> something is right.
<Rodan> McAsspants
<Rodan> special sauce??? no thank you.
<me> McBoobies!
<Rodan> McKylie!!!
<brionhelpful> slightly amused meal?
<Rodan> mmmmm
<me> hmmmm
<me> McFish Taco
<brionhelpful> The Goat meal (duh)
<Rodan> The Goat Meal!
<Bart> poof
<Rodan> McMysteryHair
<HisAmple> So I burn a CD with an autorun, right?
<Bart> let the experimental kitchen open!
<me> McBacon McWhiskey
<Bart> (after i make pizza)
<Bart> Rodan : is that the pube in your sandwich you’re referring to?
<HisAmple> when it goes into a PC CD-ROM drive, it erros back “Access to the specified device, path or file is denied.
<HisAmple> ‘
<brionhelpful> Pube Burger
<HisAmple> what gives?
<Bart> HisAmple : neato!
<Bart> what’st he autorun.ini refer to?
<me> HisAmple: what’s on it?
<Bart> pr0n!
<Bart> what else!?
<Bart> it issss…theeee.
<Bart> autoWANKAH!
<me> mmm. autorun pr0n
<Bart> please autorun my autoWANKAH
<me> ha!
<Bart> for my autopr0n!
<me> at 8x
<Bart> vvvvvv
<Bart> iiiiii
<Bart> bbbbb
<Bart> rrraaaattteeeee
<HisAmple> an AVI file
<Bart> but don’t slicei t off!
<me> an snuff AVI file?
<HisAmple> no, it’s a boring slideshow.
<Bart> HisAmple : is it a player problem?
<me> will it run outside the autorun? i.e. if youse clikc it in explorah?
<Bart> uhm. tech support. my autoWANKAH is br0ked
<brionhelpful> Br0ked Burger!
<Bart> sir, did you sp00ge on it again?
<me> Your search - autowankah - did not match any documents.
<me> No pages were found containing “autowankah”.
<me> “I am blogging this”
<Bart> Heh.
<Bart> The Microsoft AutoWANKAH
<Bart> Oye.
<Bart> I need sleep.
<Bart> Oye.
<Bart> I need sleep.
<HisAmple> yah, it’ll play outside of the autorun fine
<HisAmple> it’s weird
<Bart> is it a drive letter problem?
<Bart> does your autorun.ini specify like d:\foo\bar.avi?
<Bart> does it work right in the drive it was brUninated on?

This might get posted automatically by my link posting robot over at del.icio.us. But if not, here you go. Blonde Zombies is a neat blog in Spanish that pretty much contains nothing but cover shots of old sexploitation literature, film, comics and videos. Oh and actual video clips from such things as well. It’s really great, and I’m not going to put up a picture from it, because this is not *that* kind of internet page over here. It really isn’t. In fact, don’t tell my wife I’m even posting a link to this kind of internet page. I totally could get killed for that. No porn here! Just a curiosity, really. Imagine that! Some person who speaks Spanish collects cover snapshots with naked ladies on them! Kind of shocking and weird, right?

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