What if you rewrote John Denver’s weepy holiday “classic” as Please Daddy (Don’t Watch Porn On Christmas)?
Okay this isn’t holiday related, at, all… but I could not find any reference on the internet to a dirty variant of a term I think I might have coined today: “text-job” or “textjob.” I’ll leave it to you readers to work out the meaning, but if you asked for one on your phone you might get this in reply:
mnomnomnomnom … slrpslrsslrp …
sms sms sms … nomnommmmmmmmmmmmm … ulp!
If you don’t know the song, try here.
