How Come No More Pres.Cands on MySpace?
I really miss seeing 2008 presidential candidates in the “Cool New People” box when I go MySpace. I wonder why they’ve stopped showing up in there of late? I guess it could be due to the fact that all the hip and with-it presidential candidates are already in MySpace, so then they don’t show up in the Cool New box, because they’re not new anymore. Or maybe it’s because the coolnewness of MySpace just doesn’t matter anymore, so nobody bothers to sign up at all. I couldn’t tell you, it’s hard to mark whether or not the Cool New box even changes anymore, because all the meathead douchebag pictures that show up in there are basically the same backwards visor polo shirt guy anyway. Maybe that’s why the Pres.Cands aren’t in there. I guess, if you’re a Presidential Candidate for 2008 and you’ve not made the jump to MySpace, you’ve missed the boat. Maybe all the REALLY cool Presidential Candidates are on Facebook now? Or in Second Life! I want to see Dennis Kucinich[’s wife’s] Second Life Avatar!! MEOW!!!!
Anyway, *I* think the following photographs illustrate why being a Presidential Candidate on MySpace is a teensy bit risky.
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