May 2, 2007

Rehab failed Lindsay Lohan


Lindsay Lohan is Still Drunk: IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com: : “It’s pretty bad when you have to be MacGyver to find ways to make people think you’re not a drunk, but hey, that’s what alcoholics do.”

I don’t think it’s Lindsay’s fault, because rehab was supposed to fix her, right? I mean how expensive was that rehab shit for someone like her, right? So it didn’t work, right? and now she’s still a drunk, right? I think she should want her money back.

See? I’m linking to celeblogs today to drive up my flaccid traffic stats!! Woo HooHoo!!

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BWE: Celebrity Math

I really like what they’ve come up with at the Best Week Ever blog.

It’s called Celebrity Math.

What they do is add together or multiply or divide or subtract together kind of iconic pictures of celebrities from the past … to equal new celebrity moments. Like “recently released topless Britney Spears photos”.

I’d rather not put together all the html code to reproduce this phenomenon on my page, because it would probably turn my scientifically calculated web design into horse crap. But the recent Celebrity Math goes like this in text:

Mena Suvari in “American Beauty” - Crazy Alien Head + The Land’O'Lakes Lady + The Couch from “Married With Children” + Stretch Mark Cream x Tony Clifton = New Topless Photo of Britney Spears.

It’s really genius, like a grown-up, trash-celeb rebus, and you should totally CKO.

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