Dethroner: Bachelor Parties Week
At no point is a man more sure he’s ready to commit to a lifetime with one woman than when he’s buried neck deep in the crotch of a stripper so filled with cocaine her vagina looks like a snow drift.
— – Dethroner does Bachelor Parties
It’s finally reached the point that everything I ever wanted to know about getting married, I learned off Internet.
If anyone is listening, please let my Best Man know this is essential reading, and while your at it PayPal him a few Benjamins.
