of course it’s possible to go too far …
Oh hell, of course everything is a spectrum, often in several different directions.
In my previous thingy, I was all talking about polishing up the old elephant gun. Well, never content to leave things be, I did some searches on Amazon. I’d be a fool if I said I was surprised to find :
Gun Oil - the premium, condom-safe lubricant that keeps a man’s most important weapon well oiled. If the military issued a lube, this is what they’d distribute with the condoms and artillery. During Operation Desert Storm, Marines jacked off with actual military-issue gun oil while hunkered down in the trenches of Kuwaiti battlefields. A group of those marines has developed a high-tech, condom-safe formula for smooth, rapid-fire action. This silicone-based lube keeps a Private’s parts well-lubricated with added Vitamin E and Aloe Vera for longer lasting, slicker ride and minimized skin irritation. The ultra-concentrated formula is designed to out-perform comparable top-shelf products - a few drops lubricate thoroughly without breaking down or drying out. With a suggested retail price significantly lower than its competitors, Gun Oil is a certain bestseller on your lubricant shelf.
That’s NOT what kind of masculine strength and triumph I had in mind. Not at all.
And I didn’t want anyone to get the impression that I was extolling the virtues of this Muscles either.
Anyways…
