I <3 the VICE GUIDE TO GIRLS
Q for QUIZZES ON MYSPACE:
“Girls only do those stupid MySpace quizzes to send secret, subliminal messages to boys they have crushes on. Now you know.”
Also, N for Nice Tits: “… here’s the thing to consider: Real men love real boobs. We mean, real ones—squishy tits that flop over when you lie on your back. No one likes hard, fake boob jobs except for porn fetishists and hair-gel frat jocks and do you really want those creeps touching your special areas anyway?”
