a deluge of dew-flaps
The Superficial: You know you’re this close to becoming a human condom when Paris Hilton is giving your pointers on being lady.
Britney’s been hanging out with Paris lately. Apparently Paris has been giving her some lessons, and Britney the MEGA pop star she is, is going above (or below) and beyond.
Normally I don’t really mess around with popstars and their swimming suit areas. It’s too easy. But Britney blasts the whole genre here … and it’s too shocking a train-wreck to ignore.
Dare we believe that maybe Brit has our sensual enlightenment in mind, kind of like Madonna once did with that big sexy book? Or is she just taking things too far?
Judging by this forum post about the various reactions we have to vaginal synonyms, I don’t think we’re ready.
It’s fun to come up with phrases to describe the magnitude of her spectacle though:
uncredited internet friends:
it’s a cornucopia of vagina!
a veritable bounty of booty!
a plethora of punani!
a surfeit of slit!
a glut of gash!
a profusion of pud!
a luxuriance of labia!
an overabundance of ovaryhole!
a deluge of dew-flaps!
a flood of flange!
a curtain of beef!
… oh wait
