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Things That Make Me Think I Was Born Twenty Years Before My Time #117

Amazon.com: Generation S.L.U.T.: A Brutal Feel-up Session with Today’s Sex-Crazed Adolescent Populace: Books: Marty Beckerman

My farovite one is called
Uncle Sam fucks the world

MS Paint Porn!

Now with more “Hot sexy emoticon action“!

The Superficial: You know you’re this close to becoming a human condom when Paris Hilton is giving your pointers on being lady.

Britney one-up[skirts] Paris

Britney’s been hanging out with Paris lately. Apparently Paris has been giving her some lessons, and Britney the MEGA pop star she is, is going above (or below) and beyond.

Normally I don’t really mess around with popstars and their swimming suit areas. It’s too easy. But Britney blasts the whole genre here … and it’s too shocking a train-wreck to ignore.

Dare we believe that maybe Brit has our sensual enlightenment in mind, kind of like Madonna once did with that big sexy book? Or is she just taking things too far?

Judging by this forum post about the various reactions we have to vaginal synonyms, I don’t think we’re ready.

It’s fun to come up with phrases to describe the magnitude of her spectacle though:

uncredited internet friends:
it’s a cornucopia of vagina!
a veritable bounty of booty!
a plethora of punani!
a surfeit of slit!
a glut of gash!
a profusion of pud!
a luxuriance of labia!
an overabundance of ovaryhole!
a deluge of dew-flaps!
a flood of flange!
a curtain of beef!
… oh wait

Women: Know your limits

There are more of these delightful little sketches to be found in YouTube by searching Harry Enfield which, one supposes, is a rather dry bit of British television.

To me, this here is the essential pop icon of the year 2006. Or the webyear 2006.11.17.15:35 anyway:

Chaos reigns on slick roads - News - The Olympian - Olympia, Washington

Everybody is talking about how wet everything is here in the great northwest. It’s pretty crazy. I don’t think I’ve seen any rainfall as concentrated as this in the 18 years I’ve been here. Sure, last winter/spring we had 40 days and 40 nights with precipitation, but never enough for fish to swim across the highway.

allmusic ((( Amusement Parks on Fire > Overview )))

I’ve been trying to think this up for about a year, the third in a series after Panic! At The Disco and The Arcade Fire. I would’ve thought we’d get something with a Roller-rink though.

… after a British study revealed that the average man spends a full six months of his life staring at women in a slack-jawed trance of frustrated desire.

I won’t actually site the study, but the bit is taken straight from THE WEEK November 10, 2006 and this news item. I usually feel inadequate when I read this kind of study, but now I feel superior!

I think I came up with a pretty original and good idea for a shirt.

Original because it’s not in google:“get phoned and stuck” - Google Search

And good because it’s one of those funny sayings that I can’t think of the name of where you invert the first letters of some words and it comes out like a double entendre.

An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
Dylan Thomas, in Constantine Fitzgibbon, Life of Dylan Thomas (1965)
Welsh poet (1914 - 1953)