July 24, 2006

Netflix: The Facial Workout: Because the Muscles Don’t End at the Neck


Netflix: The Facial Workout: Because the Muscles Don’t End at the Neck

Also could be subtitled: “Because sometimes jokes just write themselves.”

July 19, 2006

MYSPA CE RU3LX0R!!


MySpAcE ad serves up spyware to EVERY1!!!! (washingtonpost.com)

Or as the first SplashPot poster puts it: “Darwinism works!”

July 12, 2006

my trip to Vegas: associates salmon with riches

Lore Sjöberg hits our recent Vegas-cation right smack on the nailhead in this: Wired News: Aliens Took My Money

The high point of my geekish gambling was unquestionably the Monty Python and the Holy Grail slot machine. Most of the game involves pressing the Repeat Bet button over and over like an OCD heroin-addicted lab rat while it makes “Ni!” noises at you, but the bonus games are quite a production.

July 10, 2006

Ernest and Bertram

Rumors of Ernie and Bert’s homosexual relationship have always fascinated artists. Here is a poignant short film meditation on the subject.


It looks like it was produced about 5 years ago. That would be the Internet Pleistocene. I thought the title sounded familiar, but maybe I never got to really watch it back when I was a single-celled organism.

Gawker provide a snarky intro:
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but forgot to props the Panopticist, bitches.

July 6, 2006

nun-love


NUNS, MAN!
Nuns in Love: A Novel of Desperate Acts: Books: Eric George

Amazon thinks I have a thing for sexy Nun-sex eBooks. I don’t even know how to read an eBook.

WTF is the nun doing on that cover? Where is her habit? How, since this is supposedly set in WWII, did she get hold of those sexy VS thong garters?

So Many Questions!!

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