quacky: —–+—+—–

I want all seven of you to know, I’ve started a new venture, with my sister and some other guys I guess. We’re going to be writing a site about Steak. How to prepare it, where to dine on it, etc. Reviews, howto’s, and such.

I think sis came up with a FABULOUS and RIDICULOUSLY good domain name that was actually available, and that’s gonna be an awesome asset. It is:

A penguin takes his car to the shop to have it fixed. While he’s waiting, he goes into a cool ice cream shop and eats ice cream. Having flippers instead hands, he gets the ice cream all over himself. He’s goes back to the auto shop and asks the mechanic what was wrong with his car.

“Well,” says the mechanic, “it looks like you blew a seal.”

The penguin replies, “It’s just ice cream, I
swear!!”

Ask Reddit: What’s your favourite joke in the whole world? (reddit.com)

If you sign up and log in you can vote on them too. Should take up a good portion of your day.

Vintage Octopus Pulp Covers!

I didn’t know ‘Pulp’ and the French/Italian etc word for ‘octopus’ were so similar. Also, I didn’t know there was a weird artistic vein of racy octopus art outside of Japan.

please help me pick the best lightning bolt,
originally uploaded by Quacky.

I want to make a shirt, and i’m trying to get the very best most ideal lightning bolt for an insignia on a t-shirt. please pick your favorite and let me know. thx.

Uploaded by Quacky on 24 May ‘06, 3.44pm PDT.

Warrenellis.com » I’m Amazed It Took Them THIS Long

I wouldn’t even pretend to be able to do this justice the way Warren Ellis could do it justice, so I’ll just kind of ape what he says. Actually, I’m not even that good, I’m not even aping what he says, I’m pasting what he says into a box. But he didn’t even say anything really. But jsut the fact that he posted it with a picture, that’s really all he has to say, cause he’s Warren Ellis, right? If he posts a link with a title to something, I like to think I agree with what he thinks about the thing he posts. Cause he’s THAT cool. He’s Warren Ellis! Right? YEAH!

Pretty fuckin cool.
Too cool for school.

the movie features elaborate sets, art and costuming, giving the production a true Hollywood feel

… according to the AVN article. Um, take a look at thse production shots and you be the judge.

I’m just getting settled in to my newly installed Ubuntu at home and I have to say: it is supple!

There are still things to overcome, like my machine is weak. But nonetheless, I LIKE IT!

LUKE CHUEH : PHARM-LIFE

THE THINGS YOU LOVE WILL DESTROY YOU

SI.com - More Sports - Retired Knievel, 67, living in serious pain - Friday May 19, 2006 3:39PM

Idiopathic pulmonary fibrosis, an incurable condition, is scarring and hardening his lungs. He’s recovering from a stroke and has diabetes. He’s broken about 40 bones, is full of plates and titanium parts and is constantly in pain. Repeated concussions have affected his short-term memory.

I WILL cry when this bastard kicks it, that’s for sure.

Subject: Quacky's Estate.
Date: Wed, 17 May 2006 09:03:14 -0700

Wisdom & Associate Chambers
12 Awolowo way,Surulere, Lagos-Nigeria.
Private E-mail:dt_esq@onet.pl

Attn: Mr Quacky,

I am Barrister David Tanga (LLB), principal partner of Wisdom &
Associate Chambers, Lagos, Nigeria. l am the personal attorney to Engineer
Walter Quacky,who was a contractor with Agip Energy and Natural
Resources Company Nigeria, who died along with his wife and their only child in
an auto crash along Benin-Lagos road, Edo State, on the 31st of October
2002.

Before his death, he deposited the sum of Twelve Million Five Hundred
Thousand United State Dollars in his fixed deposit account with a
bank,here in Nigeria.All efforts to reach his relatives have proved abortive
after his death.

I KNEW IT!!!

Shaving cream is destroying your skin, turning it into a whining, pathetic, dependent, beaten, insipid layer of pasty pulp. Your skin has become the fatted calf that has been killed, the lamb slain on the altar, the virgin sacrificed in some ancient cannibalistic ritual of an uncivilized people.

The Shaving Cream Racket by Jeffrey A. Tucker

Funny thing happened this morning, I was sitting at the computer, drinking strong coffee, waiting for New Wave Hookers to finish downloading, and I came across this : Pharyngula: The effect of porn on male fertility.

I don’t think it’ll help though.

I am the sense of humor of an eleven year old boy. There are some things that are always funny: pants, duty, lap… to name a few.

The LapinatOR (Black, regular) [Amazon.com]

“The Lapinator lap desk blocks 95% of laptop heat with its special insulation.”

It says it’s a black, regular model … I’m now sorta wondering if there are other options that I’m not seeing on the Amazon.

<quacky:> you’d think with the #1 google blog search result for VAGINAS i’d get more ad revenue

[UPDATE, 35 minutes and one Firefox crash later] I guess maybe I’m just outside my target market for monetizing the vaginas clicks. Or, fabricación del dinero de las conchas

Category: Random Things You Run Into That Seem Funny

The Urban Dead Wiki:About - The Urban Dead Wiki Hopefully the same AdSense Ad for Zoloft shows for ya as for me. Geddit? Zombies, Roll-Playing Game, Zoloft? No? I can’t help you.

Also, the people who do the book cover designs for the Best American Gay Fiction series have a wicked, and whip-smart sense of visual humor. Check it out:

Also, look who’s still not old: Sonic Youth - Rather Ripped: May June SOONth, 2006.

Colbert’s Routine: What Did Jeff “Skunk” Baxter Think? - Wonkette:

So Thank You, Stephen Colbert, for demonstrateing so plainly that, even in this time of low approval ratings and massive administration meltdowns, liberals are so desperate for anything resembling a victory that they’ll make Republicans look like winners even when they’re imploding.