February 22, 2006

twat: Definition and Much More From Answers.com

twat: Definition and Much More From Answers.com

Much more indeed. Including a soundbite, and this contextually relevant (dubious) text ad.

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February 14, 2006

No Twat Shicall Music 05 Pod Cast

I’ve tried making a podcast. It was long and hard, but there might be an enclosure in this item I’m writing, and if so you might be able to “get” it with your podcaster machine. I don’t know. It’s good music, music that was so hard to get un-stuck of my head that I considered it dangerous to make this podcast because of that. Now, every single song on this mix is stuck of my head all at verysame time. Tracklist, only pasting, all music available somewhere on Internet. pod

Name				Artist			Album
cbg_internetking		The Simpsons		Simpsons
I Touch Myself			The Scala Girls Choir   Unknown Title
There Ain't No Fool 		McLusky			Undress For Success
   In Ferguson						  (Australian Tour Edition)
5 + 1				A Gun Called Tension	A Gun Called Tension
C C (You Set The Fire In Me)	Tom Vek			We Have Sound
Super Loser			Japanther		Unknown Title
Thundercats Outtake #8		cast of Thundercats	http://www.claws-and-paws.com/thundercats/
Turn it Out			Death From Above 1979	\"You're a Woman, I'm a Machine\"
1440 - Exit Wargasmatron	Capricorns		Ruder Forms Survive
Thundercats Outtake #5		cast of Thundercats	http://www.claws-and-paws.com/thundercats/
Portions for Foxes		Rilo Kiley		More Adventurous
Behind Your Eyes		Nine Black Alps		Everything Is
Could Be Anything		The Eames Era		The Second Eames Era EP
Ca Plane Pour Moi		Plastic Bertrand	Ca Plane Pour Moi
Are You Feelin My Disco		Ley Royal Scam		Unknown Title
Thank Me With Your Hands
	(MSTRKRFT remix)	Panthers		Vice CD: SxSW Edition 2005
If Your the Only One		Dead Combo		[non-album tracks]
Nahmean Nahm Sayin		The Herbaliser		Take London
Independent Room		Fugazi
				  vs Destiny's Child	Unknown Title
Don't Be A Dick	Panthers	Let's Get Serious
Outside of Your Skin		Cloud Cult		Advice from the Happy Hippopotamus
Does He Love You?		Rilo Kiley		More Adventurous
Careless Whisper		Ben Folds 		Wolf Trap 6-29-04
				   (w/ R. Wainwright)
Higher				Soft			New Soft
Hello Tomorrow			Yeah Yeah Yeahs		[non-album tracks]
Mystery Torch Song 		Radio Ukraine
   (5.20.05 - 7440 kHz)		    International	shortwavemusic.blogspot.com
February 13, 2006

Something Awful for Valentines

The creeps at Something Awful have come up with a decent crop of Star Wars Valentine photoshops. Above is posted my vaforite.

February 10, 2006

small omega

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actually, it’s inside some <large> tags…

February 6, 2006

Cookie Vocals of Death



Boing Boing: The Wall Street Journal on Death Metal and the Cookie Monster Voice

That’s neat and everything. It’s a cool article. With cool quotes like this one:

“It’s not easy to determine where and how Cookie Monster singing actually began. Early death-metal bands such as Death and Morbid Angel that emerged from Florida in the mid-’80s helped create the musical template that characterized the blasting sound as well as that of its Satan- and occult-obsessed sibling, black metal: “

But what most perplexed me was that there aren’t ANY mentions of the actual Cookie Monster metal band : Cookie Mongoloid. I’d have thought that’d be automatically Bay Area’d right into BoingBoing. Hrrfph.

“C may be for cookie … but
F-U-C-K-I-N’ R-A-D spells
Cookie Mongoloid.”
-Willamette Weekly
[Portland,OR]

February 2, 2006

firefox crap

somehow firefox decided to apply itself an important update and now nothing pages from on the internet will load. i hope this is just a problem with firefox not my whole machine.

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