December 6, 2005

ads: now i know the racket

Wow. did you see my ads from google? I put up a thing that talked about quitting smoking. It doesn’t even have any links in it or anything, right? Well, just two days or three days later ALL my google ads are for quit smoking. That’s the first time I’ve ever even discussed smoking, right? And now, well. I guess it tells something about the google ad racket. Talk about something people DESPERATELY search for on google, and well, you’ll pull in some ads for that. I wonder if when google bot comes back around, I should keep talking about smoking and big breast augmentations, plastic surgery options, breast enhancement, silicon breast implants, penis enlargment techniques, penis enlargement creams, breast enlargement creams, stop smoking creams, smoking enlargement creams, smoking enhancement pumps, fake diamonds, cubic zirconia so real she’ll never know it’s not a diamond, smoking diamond enlargement cream techniques, big breasts, creams for the enhancement of the male libido and firmness via aesthetic enhancement and augmentation of silicone breast implants for penis firmness enhancement and satisfaction of your wife.

And synthetic diamonds at low low prices.

She’ll never know the difference!!!

Wow. Now I’m in trouble, right? I bet my hits will go up though. Maybe I’ll double the 37ยข I’ve already hauled in with google adsense revenues through search engine optimization.

Oh stop it!

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