December 28, 2005

wine argument gets heated

My friends from the internet and I just recently had a little misunderstanding about pairing wine and food. The results could be considered by some moderately not unfunny.

Lloyd: ‘what kind of wine would you suggest for hamburger helper?’
Lloyd: this ‘house’ wine isn’t bad.
Matt: no new years, but it’s anti-new years
Matt: for hamburger helper, seriously? depends on the flavor. for the beef stroganoff, a decent chianti would offput the rich flavors of the creamy mushroom sauce
Lloyd: haha.
Lloyd: ‘what the dukes is going on out there?!’
Lloyd: some of the pseudo-cussing in the dukes of hazard is funny.
Lloyd: Matt: I got the hamburger flavor.
Lloyd: i haven’t had hamburger helper in years.
Lloyd: this wine store by me, i think, has like 10 types of wines. but 6000 makers of those 10 types of wine.
Lloyd: makes it hard to find things.
Lloyd: me, i just like the 5 gallon jugs.
Sabado: http://kittenwar.com/ = WHERE CUTE MEETS UGLY
Matt: oh, for the hamburger kind: a chardonnay, for sure. cheap.

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December 17, 2005

links for 2005-12-18

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December 16, 2005

links for 2005-12-17

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December 15, 2005

links for 2005-12-16

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December 14, 2005

links for 2005-12-15

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un-pretty

The atomatic posting of my delicious links for yesterday worked okay. But it really highlights how UGLY the CSS is in here now. I really really dislike those red links. I’m just not really having time to fix it at the moment.

NB Hell will visit everyday in the form of those flaming red links that post, without my intervention, every night, not sure what time since I realize today that there are no timestamps on posts anymore, and THAT’s another annoying thing to fix.

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December 13, 2005

links for 2005-12-14

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arrogantry

After reading this, first I snorted, then I made the below sarcastic comeback, then I read the guy’s quite interesting and (we shall see tomorrow) handy method of getting my del.icio.us links to show up automatically on here, and then I did some other things and now I’m writing about it.

me: wow. this guy starts out a post: “I, like most A-list bloggers, prefer using blahblahblah interface…”
friend: haha
me: “That’s like saying ‘I, along with most other giant-dick sister-fuckers, prefer the Donkey punch …’”

That’s arrogant. But I’m not going to link to the guy, since, as an A-List blogger, he might totally ruin me, and any shot I might have of being up there in the clouds on Mount Bloglympus with him someday.

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antiseptic

I’ve selected to remake the pages here to look more like a prescription for Clavamox® and less like some kind of Mexican opium restaurant. So it’s all white and plain for a while, until I get around to hanging up all the dingleberries and gewgaws again. Everything still works, I think. Who the hell knows?

In the meantime, in an effort to kind of pretty the thing up a little bit, don’t you think Zooey is a really good singer?

NB see Elf if you don’t know what I’m talking about. It’s really her singing.

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December 9, 2005

how creepy

The itemHow creepy is polyamory? from AskMetafilter is pretty wild and wooly. And I was particularly struck by one commenter’s remarks, as follows:

My non-online mainstream friends definitely would find it “interesting”
[. . . . ]
b. they had particularly strict definitions about adultery, as most offline people tend to do.

So this weenie is saying, in effect, people who are on the computer all the time are really-really rad and open to just about any “out there” vinyl-and-latex-scented experience, while people who are “offline” are quite traditional sorts, of the type that have bibles on the bedstand and steadfast boring sexless marriages forever, and only eat white bread with mayonnaise sandwiches, apparently.

[i’m not even getting in to the whole topic of whether or not I consider myself on- or off-line person]

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December 8, 2005

WirelessToiletControlPanel

Image:WirelessToiletControlPanel.jpg - Wikimedia Commons

I just like it. It’s fun and funny and perfectly Japanese and wireless. Which I have a love-hate relationship with. So wirelessly spraying the anus == comedy gold for me today.

Checkitout!

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December 6, 2005

ads: now i know the racket

Wow. did you see my ads from google? I put up a thing that talked about quitting smoking. It doesn’t even have any links in it or anything, right? Well, just two days or three days later ALL my google ads are for quit smoking. That’s the first time I’ve ever even discussed smoking, right? And now, well. I guess it tells something about the google ad racket. Talk about something people DESPERATELY search for on google, and well, you’ll pull in some ads for that. I wonder if when google bot comes back around, I should keep talking about smoking and big breast augmentations, plastic surgery options, breast enhancement, silicon breast implants, penis enlargment techniques, penis enlargement creams, breast enlargement creams, stop smoking creams, smoking enlargement creams, smoking enhancement pumps, fake diamonds, cubic zirconia so real she’ll never know it’s not a diamond, smoking diamond enlargement cream techniques, big breasts, creams for the enhancement of the male libido and firmness via aesthetic enhancement and augmentation of silicone breast implants for penis firmness enhancement and satisfaction of your wife.

And synthetic diamonds at low low prices.

She’ll never know the difference!!!

Wow. Now I’m in trouble, right? I bet my hits will go up though. Maybe I’ll double the 37¢ I’ve already hauled in with google adsense revenues through search engine optimization.

Oh stop it!

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December 5, 2005

fake fake and fake

Dear potential recipient of fake breasts, engagement ring, and my love:

If you think I ought to be accepting of fake these:

Then would it be natural for me to assume you’d be satisfied by fake these:

… and would you sympathize with me wanting an “aesthetically enhanced” this:

??

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