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I went looking for something entertaining to bring to a friends’ BBQ on the third of July. Since I’m at work, it naturally just felt right to include spam in the thinking. And we’d already talked about us bringing some kebabs. Now of course we’ll bring some serious kebabs also, but after having such an horrible time searching for ‘bbq spam kebabs‘ on the googleweb, I thought i might contribute something searchable to the world of SPAM™ recipes.

Atomic SPAM™ Kebabs
( deliberately ripped off and made better from Spicy SPAM Kabobs)
Prep Time: dunno
Grill Time: 15 minutes (?)
Servings: 4

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/mathlete/

Pretty Darn Cool!

It’s an alarm clock, with a bacon-powered output peripheral!

Yay bacon!

I don’t know who Jim Carson is, I’ll admit that right off the stick. Also, I hope I don’t piss off Jim Carson, but I must say, this is a very naughty-sounding recipe. That’s so cool! Naughty-sounding and Yummy! I bet.

Pumpkin bacon cream pasta (Jim Carson -> February 07, 2005, 201 words)

Notes: 1) I got this recipe from following up on some search hits I got for ‘bad bacon‘ from Canadian Google. 2) I love the line “good use for extra pumpkin around the house” because that’s good comedy right there! and 3) The Jim Carson guy turns out to be from right up the road in Seattle, and he rides bikes. I want a bike, maybe I should ask Jim if he can recommend a great bike I could get for like thirty-five bucks.

Shrug Festival

Shrug Festival

Shrug Festival

Shrug Festival

My friend Shrug, who used to make a really really great mp3blog, is now making podcasts. Whatever podcasts are, to me the ones Shrug makes are big huge pieces of LOVE, I mean really great radio, I mean big huge pieces of WOW, I mean give this guy his own billion-megawatt transmitter!!

Really. Podcast them yourself, or pod-consume them, or whatever the fuckin verb is for “however you can, get these directly hosed into your ear!”

The book I’m reading — Food : a culinary history from Antiquity to the present / under the direction of Jean-Louis Flandrin and Massimo Montanari ; English edition by Albert Sonnenfeld ; translated by Clarissa Botsford … [et al.]. — has a puzzling passage:

Milk-fed veal may still be available, and decent chicken has returned to the shelves in recent years, but good bacon has been impossible to find for at least thirty years, and the same is true of sausage and fresh pork. Gourmets will often travel long distances to buy pork from specialty farmers. Is this progress?

As I write these lines, Europe is in the grip of panic over mad cow disease … [which has] already deprived us of some delectable variety meats.

When I read that, I kind of panicked, or I almost threw up a little bit. What does he mean?? Good bacon went missing from the world at least thirty years ago??? Holy crap. What have I grown up eating? How good could it have been? And is he talking about … BRAINS in that last line?

It’s been a little over a week since I put pictures in place of the nasty kiddie porn keywords on that old story.

Look at the damage that’s doing in terms of hits! Whoa weird!

Now, I have no idea at all why there was such a big jump there just around when I changed it. But the thing is, it looks like the HUGE majority of hits that were coming here must have been totally dissatisfied with the sorry state of lolita boobage and juvenile clitorii snaps I provide.

Sorry sick-ass criminamilal fuck-deaths!! HA! HAAA!

I put new underwear on my page. It doesn’t look too girly or anything, does it?

N.B. I got this little tile from a slick designer called squidfingers. Squid fingers! Can you pick it out? I altered the colors with photoshop!

There’s all this yammering about why it’s a really big effing deal that the space-hippies at Apple computer have decided it would be okay if you know, maybe they could start putting their shiny-button single-mouse operating “system” on “Windows hardware.” I dunno. “Big whoop” is what I have to say. If it makes their products cheaper, I might consider buying one. That’s how I’ve always felt.

I’m a big fan of higher quality things, like Dyson vacuum cleaners (the Apple Macintosh of vacuum cleaners, IMO). But I’ve never really been suckered into the whole Mac superiority lie. It’s prettier, yes. I don’t mind a pretty computer. But, well… it just always seemed to be kind of a bogus claim to say that Apple using “superior” hardware made their computers “better.” Well anyways, this guy nicknamed Hannibal who is really into the hardware, to the point of I can’t even make out half of what he talks about, or maybe I don’t really care, but I suppose that must make him an expert … he writes an article over on Ars Technica that got me doing the air-punching thing. It’s called Hell freezes over; it must’ve been the liquid cooling: Hannibal on the Apple-to-Intel transition and I’m linking to part 2 of it cause that’s where the interesting paper-tiger-hole-poking Conclusions part comes.

Celebrity Baby Blog: Penn Jillette and wife welcome a baby girl

Yeah. Um.

I was going to try some sort of joke about this. I dunno. No need I guess.

I love Penn Teller’s books though. Really.

You see this picture? It’s been plaguing me ever since I did a writing about bad keywords a while ago. I look at the keywords from the search referrers that bring you here to look at my things. Most of you are coming because you found my page full of those bad bad words. I thought it would make an interesting experiment and it actually did. But, it also has become a very noisy dirty experiment, and it clouds everything else. So, I’m keeping the sense of that bad keywords writing, but instead of including those keywords actually in the text, there are now going to be pictures of the text. So a person with sense can read about the experiment I thought of trying; but also, so that an inhuman monster or search spider robot can no longer come along and direct itself to my pages looking for immoral and illegal and flat out monstrously sick things. That’s it. No more. If you are here looking for those perverted monstrous and frankly something I think you should be taken out and shot for searching, please go the fuck away. This is not where you will find cruel treatment of the helpless. This is not a place to come looking for fuel for your CRIMINAL and SINFUL and HARMFUL and SICK and 100% WRONG urges.

I’m not a person who usually would have a problem with all different kinds of pleasure-seeking, fuckin figure that much out by what else you read here. But some things are wrong, just plain wrong, and really, go fucking kill yourself please if you come to this page looking to pleasure yourself with that.

And now, in the words of Phoebe Buffay: “Aaaaaanyway….”

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N.B. the above Thunderpussy is emphatically not the Magnolia Thunderpussy, Thunderpussy Forever or Alabama Thunderpussy or this Polish blog … I dunno. There’s gobs of thunderpussy, google it yer damn self.

Hint: I started diggin through my referrers at ‘pussy flakes‘.

Google Search: anus-pundit

I know it’s gross. But, it’s a great name. And vastly under-um-enwebulated. Or I started by searching for ‘ass-pundit‘ that’s pretty good too. For when I establish my .xxx web empire.

FARK.com: (1512038) Fortunately for right-handers, the new web address for porn sites will end in “xxx”

Oh fark…

They still know how to write ‘em.

I’m just about finished reading Cloud Atlas. Wow. Really good book. The hype on the jacket is valid. Etc. A book that can change your way of seeing things. And a terriffic story too.

So anyway, one of about sixteen thousand quotes I would like to have written up…

“You must understand, sir, your typical Polynesian spurns industry because he’s got no reason to value money. ‘If I hungry,’ says he, ‘I go pick me some, or catch me some. If I cold, I tell woman, “Weave!’ ” Idle hands, Mr. Ewing, & we both know what work the Devil finds for them. But by instilling in the slothful so-an’-sos a gentle craving for this harmless leaf, we give him an incentive to earn money, so he can buy his baccy — not liquor, mind, just baccy — from the Mission trading post. Ingenious, wouldn’t you say?”

Context, nearly impossible to relate here… but, in this short little aside, given by a very very very minor sub-character, in a tail-end cul-desac part of the final shell of the whole novel, gave me more insight into one level of the bigger thrust of the novel. We’re dupes. Manipulated into consuming. Etc. That whole argument. It thinks me hard about why we continue to be “allowed” to smoke tobacco by our governments.

I’m not one to list favorites, so I won’t.