May 19, 2005

Narowrrr?! - Or, A List Of Lists And/Or Humorous Writings Found On Mcsweeneys.Net On The First Day Of The Last Ever Star Wars Movie

Narowrrr?! -
OR, A LIST OF LISTS AND/OR
HUMOROUS WRITINGS FOUND ON MCSWEENEYS.NET
ON THE FIRST DAY
OF THE LAST EVER
STAR WARS MOVIE

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      1. All of Chewbacca’s Dialogue in the Comic Book Version of The Empire Strikes Back.
      2. Embarrassing Things That Might Happen To You While Using A Lightsaber.
      3. Names of Cheeses Inspired by Star Wars Characters.
      4. Armed Band of Thugs or Minor Star Wars Character?
      5. Quotes From Either President Of The United States George W. Bush Or Senator/Chancellor/Emperor Palpatine From The Star Wars Movies.
      6. Lines Of “Star Wars” Dialogue If Obi-Wan Kenobi Had Been Really, Really Depressed.
      7. World Capitals Or Jedi Knights.
      8. On the Implausibility of the Death Star’s Trash Compactor.

      Further reading:
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