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Bamboo Garden Icy-Crispy Dragon Beard Candy

I just like to chant the name over and over and hope that some might appear. YUM.

a perfect oil painting of a superhero

via Google image search: “blade runner” wallpaper

McCain’s website had seven recipes posted under wife Cindy McCain’s section attributed as “McCain Family Recipes.”

“This past Sunday, Lauren Handel, an eagle-eyed attorney from New York, was searching for a specific recipe from Giada DeLaurentis, a chef on the Food Network. Yet whenever she Googled the different ingredients in the recipe, the oddest thing happened: not only did the Food Network’s site come up, as expected, but so did John McCain’s campaign site.”

Now they’re reporting that this was “merely the work of an underpaid intern” who was, I suspect, tasked to fill out Cindy’s section with homey, but clever recipes that demonstrate how well the McCains eat, or how creative she can be in the kitchen. One of those little image-building details that might influence someone to change their vote a little.

What it says to me is : “have a volunteer find some neat recipes so we can say Cindy cooks cool. Better not let on that Cindy probably hasn’t had to cook anything herself since John made Senator.”

Introduction — What makes a man fall in love? — Why do guys always need to be in charge? — Why does our sex life run hot and cold? — Why don’t men talk like women do? — What’s really bothering my guy? — Why won’t he open up about his feelings? — How can I get him to focus on me? — What does his silence mean? — What’s the difference between flirting and cheating? — Why do guys cheat? — Are men as vain as women? — Why do men always have to “fix” things? — Why do men fear anger? — Do men believe in love at first sight? — Why do men need to be alone? — What does he really think about your body? — Why do men work so much? — What does a guy’s opening line really mean? — How can I get him to focus on foreplay? — What really scares a man? — How do we know if it’s over? — Why won’t he tell me about his day? — What do men really want in bed? — What inspires a man to marry? — What do men really want in love?

So. Many. Questions.

Shutup shutup shutup shutup shutup shutup shutup shutup!

Noisebot Catalog

So, one thing cool about internet is that any jerk with an idea can put it out there. Really enterprising jerks can collect a whole bunch of stale ideas and make them into “cool shirts”. What many people don’t realize is that it’s really easy to make stupid shirts; and rather difficult to make excellent shirts.

Take the title of this entry, for example. I think it’s hilarious. What if I made that slogan into a shirt though?

Then it’s just stupid and kind of mean. Whatever. I don’t mean to knock down Noisebot and their dumbclever, cool shirts. It’s just that they’ve taken things that really weren’t funny the first time, waited for them become beaten into nonsensical internet memes that bludgeon our consciousness day in and day out, and then decided somebody should wear these things out into the world of people who will have absolutely no idea what your shirt means. Ugh.

The really funny, sad, and awesome thing is: we’re still in there.

<Rodan> dear teddy: you know what’s the worst? when it’s early sunday morning at the golf course and all of a sudden you get last night’s leftover beer shits on the middle of a very busy, very long course. i neverknow what to do. got any suggestions?
<Rodan> ask dr. poo
<Rodan> mmmm
<Rodan> http://www.boners.com/grub/789522.html
<me> no. McWhiskey.
<me> McVicodin
<Rodan> heh
<me> McPercodan
<Rodan> McKlonopin
<me> McDilaudid
<Rodan> mmmmmmm
<me> heh. new poll?
<Rodan> good idea
<Rodan> what’s the question though
<me> if Satanosphere made a happy meal…
<me> or something
<zuul> something is right.
<Rodan> McAsspants
<Rodan> special sauce??? no thank you.
<me> McBoobies!
<Rodan> McKylie!!!
<brionhelpful> slightly amused meal?
<Rodan> mmmmm
<me> hmmmm
<me> McFish Taco
<brionhelpful> The Goat meal (duh)
<Rodan> The Goat Meal!
<Bart> poof
<Rodan> McMysteryHair
<HisAmple> So I burn a CD with an autorun, right?
<Bart> let the experimental kitchen open!
<me> McBacon McWhiskey
<Bart> (after i make pizza)
<Bart> Rodan : is that the pube in your sandwich you’re referring to?
<HisAmple> when it goes into a PC CD-ROM drive, it erros back “Access to the specified device, path or file is denied.
<HisAmple> ‘
<brionhelpful> Pube Burger
<HisAmple> what gives?
<Bart> HisAmple : neato!
<Bart> what’st he autorun.ini refer to?
<me> HisAmple: what’s on it?
<Bart> pr0n!
<Bart> what else!?
<Bart> it issss…theeee.
<Bart> autoWANKAH!
<me> mmm. autorun pr0n
<Bart> please autorun my autoWANKAH
<me> ha!
<Bart> for my autopr0n!
<me> at 8x
<Bart> vvvvvv
<Bart> iiiiii
<Bart> bbbbb
<Bart> rrraaaattteeeee
<HisAmple> an AVI file
<Bart> but don’t slicei t off!
<me> an snuff AVI file?
<HisAmple> no, it’s a boring slideshow.
<Bart> HisAmple : is it a player problem?
<me> will it run outside the autorun? i.e. if youse clikc it in explorah?
<Bart> uhm. tech support. my autoWANKAH is br0ked
<brionhelpful> Br0ked Burger!
<Bart> sir, did you sp00ge on it again?
<me> Your search - autowankah - did not match any documents.
<me> No pages were found containing “autowankah”.
<me> “I am blogging this”
<Bart> Heh.
<Bart> The Microsoft AutoWANKAH
<Bart> Oye.
<Bart> I need sleep.
<Bart> Oye.
<Bart> I need sleep.
<HisAmple> yah, it’ll play outside of the autorun fine
<HisAmple> it’s weird
<Bart> is it a drive letter problem?
<Bart> does your autorun.ini specify like d:\foo\bar.avi?
<Bart> does it work right in the drive it was brUninated on?

This might get posted automatically by my link posting robot over at del.icio.us. But if not, here you go. Blonde Zombies is a neat blog in Spanish that pretty much contains nothing but cover shots of old sexploitation literature, film, comics and videos. Oh and actual video clips from such things as well. It’s really great, and I’m not going to put up a picture from it, because this is not *that* kind of internet page over here. It really isn’t. In fact, don’t tell my wife I’m even posting a link to this kind of internet page. I totally could get killed for that. No porn here! Just a curiosity, really. Imagine that! Some person who speaks Spanish collects cover snapshots with naked ladies on them! Kind of shocking and weird, right?

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Matthew Allison on DVD Maniacs review of Deep Inside Bat Pussy :

… as Bat Pussy, Dora Dildo attempted to get them to just fuck. Don’t film it. Just do it and keep it to your goddammed selves. Sadly, she failed. Now, on any night of the week, Americans can turn on late night television and watch as subhumans give each other pixilated blow jobs on Cheaters. Every afternoon we can witness pale, obese trailer park denizens flashing their tits at the camera on Jerry Springer. Surf the ‘net for any amount of time and you’re bound to come across photos or video of people you’d never want to see nude doing things you wouldn’t even want to see attractive people doing.

“It is sort of like a tiny self contained bacon cheeseburger”

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The Register: The Internet as a platform? Not as ISP bloodbath looms describes a

“… problem with the current ISP model is it is like an all you can eat buffet, where one in 10 customers eats all the food, one in 100 takes his chair home too, and one in 1,000 unscrews all the fixtures and fittings and loads them into a van as well.”

OY! Do I know what they’re talking about! And we don’t even have this iPlayer on my network